Drugs. You have to take the drugs. An SSRI and Oxycodone will get you started.
Take the contraceptive pill too. Pregnancy is still a risk in males too these days.

Identify as Non-Binary. You'll fit in with any gender.

Pay attention to fashion, and get all the latest trending gear. 

I'd say get some mental health issues, but the above list will soon get you plenty of those.