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 or youll walk into a glass door you thought was open, or a bird will poop on your jacket. 

also, i wish you would have misspelled this. 
 Bit you in but  
 Sir…I’m not so dink as u thrunk I am🤨😳😕🧐🐸 
 I once demolished a screen door in this fashion. Damn thing was like an invisible force field that wasn’t face proof.