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 Those are the kind of things you wear so you don’t pick up anyone at the bar. 
 Otherwise I'd have to beat them off with a stick. 
 Wait… do you usually beat people off at the bar? 🤣
#phrasing 
 Depends on the bar. 
 Good point. My buddy wore some to a Frampton concert for the purpose of not hitting on someone.

He did anyway 
 Lulz