Oddbean new post about login | logout I wonder how much alcohol Clark needs to get drunk 🤔😂
Well, he's sinking them shots pretty fucking regular😬.
Since the earth’s sun gives him superhuman abilities, I would think he process alcohol more efficiently. Probably needs more to get drunk. And the effects probably last a short period of time. No?
That math checks out. Thorough analysis. I accept it fully. Batman on the other hand would end up drunk after two drinks pissing in his weird suit.
No. No, absolutely not. He was born of simple country folk so, genetically he is one and the same. I however, am a hard drinking Englishman, I could drink your Hollywood inspired hero under the table. Even if he could drink speeded up shots😬😂.
Superman was born of fucking planetary royalty. Son of the godfather himself. He was raised by some bumpkins who found him in a ditch.
So he’s royalty trash 😂
I couldn't give a fuck🥱. Proof of Birth🤔?
🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🧐🤔
How much does wolverine need? https://image.nostr.build/1ac524fe9f50d5ccdc731e6eff141d6c1d67bf6cddd50b1d1f534fa25e36694e.gif
Wolverine is the B team. We’re debating real super hero’s here.
wolverine is the shit
Exactly. Wolverine is supreme
Shocked. We disagree on a superhero. https://image.nostr.build/149d10c833e432b97acd99c2972e65e7815b59e20c887d34f351cb49987cb62c.jpg
I’m shocked. Who could have foreseen this https://media1.tenor.com/m/SBwmmGRw8X8AAAAC/wee-bay-wee.gif
Most slept one superhero https://image.nostr.build/d1e92c8bb333b32b931c28f491162d600e298c1b7eb0303e31cd544271070785.gif
Is that Saylor?
You lost me at cyclops. He’s a tool 😂
His laser eyes would cut Batman in half.
Wolverine would eviscerate cyclops. And Clark nerd
I will not lower myself to fucking cyclops & Wolverine babble. Way below my pay grade. https://image.nostr.build/e4e48da9c1880cd219bd4090749a866ad810c6e88df60dfc1407c0fed24c3017.jpg
Homelander is an even bigger tool. Hilarious. But what a loser
Yeah and he kinda raped someone. That’s not a great look for a hero. Rule #1 protect people Rule #2 don’t rape. It’s in the fucking manual.
I think you’re just a hater because cyclops is in a game with ryu https://image.nostr.build/5ef3f1b0913090289ee4a839996ec4588d87c02bb79a995ecfd2e3e84dca82f4.gif
Bitcoin fixes this 😂 https://media.tenor.com/Hza0ME6_lBsAAAAd/handshake-bitcoin.gif
Did you seriously expect McSats to have a good superhero take? 😂
I’m disappointed in myself, I should’ve known better
Nephew & I are killing some zombies soon. I’m picturing your face on each one I annihilate. https://image.nostr.build/3baf8d9dde510e7ef3d92bea0f865f33092b0c3df12aebceb6a141453bc98d96.jpg
By any chance is your gamer tag totallytaco?
No but I wish it was. Great name.
See I thought too. Maybe I need better friends 😂
Brothers in hockey ✅ Brothers in superhero analysis ❌ https://image.nostr.build/29faa510c0887be72531bbb1dbd0455d3c753a93cc1e92ef7ca29516fbf730aa.jpg
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Cyclops still takes fewer Ls than the Prince of all saiyans https://image.nostr.build/9736bed3db1c9258c1cf09daf4b85ff4556fc06295e530f09eed7db429e68b0c.jpg
Wait what? 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/NgnAJZpEfkwAAAAC/vegeta-approval.gif
You deserve this. It was always going to end with some retarded take on some C level character. BELOW PAY GRADE.
Hilarious 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/fXn7iK7zR1kAAAAC/vegeta-laughing.gif
now that you're all here, this is the all time ranking of super heroes 1. Supes 1.5 Son Goku 2. Zorro 3. Bats and Spidey . .. ... ... .. . 99999. Everyone Else
sats is wrong about a lot of things, like pickleball, like the missed BTC pump, like most of his opinions if I'm honest... but he's right about supes
Zorro? The dude with the sword? https://media1.tenor.com/m/R10_g5hqfKIAAAAC/vegeta-cellphone.gif
No, not that one, the one with the smile https://i.nostr.build/ngVrNei1U7BS52iU.gif
Duuuuude 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/jD5NVm8BhW8AAAAC/reading-stare.gif
Again. You deserve this. You opened the can. Good luck putting shit back in. Now you have 1970’s Zorro to contend with.
there is no contending, there is only losing, smartest super hero in the books, films, and cave drawings
https://image.nostr.build/14f2aaee6a8d383d862177f949481629650656db89f1e6b6491e21cb105fbeb6.jpg
Is that wisdom or self reflection 😂🤣🤣
Stache wtf. You’re on my side. Don’t flip. Stay the course.
My apologies my unpredictable digital fren…I have regrettably deviated from the path o chaotic righteousness…history will be kind to us 🙈🤣🤣🤣 Ps. David carradine’s Kung Fu is the greatest superhero 🤨…that bald headed China man was one bad dude🙈 That is all🧐 https://image.nostr.build/b71eb300b6b6cdc3f460ea03d5e4754d2770ae791384ab39372a908190d664c9.jpg
“Contend” 😂😂 We’re talking about the goth dude on a horse who specializes in fencing https://media3.giphy.com/media/jKMt4JQDQSPKlMRW0H/giphy.gif
Zorro created goth culture. Who knew. New rabbit hole just opened.
He could be responsible for this 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/XO-Nmue7IUkAAAAd/cybergoth-dance-party.gif
If this is true, then zoro goes to number 1 by default. Goth girls are a gift to the world.
Only superhero to realize the Gov was the true bad guy all along and he took them down with his family, a horse named tornado, and a smile better luck next time https://i.nostr.build/6LKLpgNBE29dXE6G.gif
Wolverine, Punisher and Batman (and others) all hate the government. All stronger than goth boy. But nice try
“and others” 😂 Say his name mothafucka. Say it.
Didn't their girls all leave them for lesser men 👀
How does that make them less powerful than goth boy? Not relevant. We’re looking for the strongest heroes, not for the best lover boy 😂
The women knew node, they knew
Facts 👆 Superman never got cucked. He slayed chicks in his super ways.
How? 😂 His human alter ego is a loser
All a ploy. Chicks loved him. In the morning he made super coffee & super eggs.
His alter ego was a loser because thats how he saw humanity. As a bunch of losers. Hes an incel at best 😂
Shots fired
Jealous shots are bb’s. He knows Superman is apex. Deep down he just knows.
Clark nerd is terrible. Back to Krypton! Shooo 😂
Fine. Then he will just fly there. Really fast. Oh, that’s right. He can fly. Fast enough to reverse the spin of the earth (if it really was a ball which it isn’t). Point made. Batman would have to spend 6 trillion to make some ridiculous contraption that putters through the sky & needs gas.
What’s wrong with gas? 😂😂😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/wEt6BhusryIAAAAC/stare-sam-jackson.gif
Also, you said yourself rule number 1 is protect people. If he flys so fast that he reverses the spin of the earth, wouldn’t he kill most? Nice try though 🤭
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We’ve confused ourselves. 😂
It happens 😂
We're back, the eternal debate returns 😂 https://i.nostr.build/fCUgyCR1H0zNSDLO.jpg
THIS!!!??! This thread is the best use o toxic, random stupidity….🤔maybe ever🙌🏽🌅 Nostr needs this…🤔I think this may be “other stuff”😂🤣🤣 #node u may have snatched the pebble o stupidity from #SatsMcd ‘s hand😳🤣🤣🤣 https://m.primal.net/KdIO.jpg
Now “Kung Fu” …there was a real super hero 😉
😂
I see what you did there 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/QeYIXP4sXrwAAAAC/wink-eeehh.gif
Cats; Don't hit back:https://media.tenor.com/ntmTIpZ_E-4AAAAC/bruce-lee-kick.gif
Amethyst really can't handle this shit. I've just got a load of lines to the left of my phone and some bullshit code to the right of it. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug. Granted, I've never been involved in a 2999+ thread before, it's k8nd of thrilling. My panties are wet. (For reference, panties is a vulgar word and I don't wear any anyway🤷🏻♂️).
Borrow bulma’s panties @Erik can help you find them
Hey man. I don't make a habbit of losing my panties😳.
Excellent. I’m a gas maxi. I just pictured Batman in his $6 Trillion gaycopter having to fill up to chase Superman.
This is the only good zoro https://image.nostr.build/cba1bdc65f06b625686e6c39db78cb1d3fab15d9256d35d88b3591315d0298c5.gif
Meh. I'll take The Tick.
The Beave coming off the top rope to drop The fucking Tick on us. https://image.nostr.build/efa24c81a1d465bb4008a34b9cc7e4a9cb5123d1f9700f3283b300d68a657e77.jpg
I mean if you guys are putting zorro up there…anything can happen 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/S9c47EAyyGQAAAAC/the-tick-yay.gif
Hey, Vegeta won at the end of the last movie!... when it didn't matter.
https://video.nostr.build/11bfe28054cbdb76e640d130040549cdb255227e7e213b988926ca9f92c47eff.mp4
https://media1.tenor.com/m/2VPPutI4UXkAAAAC/vegetta-smirk.gif
Vegeta has better gifs than 4 eyes that’s for sure 😂😂
VEGETA WINS #bitcoinbulma https://image.nostr.build/0f40675143771a25b77509aa1e7cfb7eb009ede4e77048b621e9d4fc31003bd6.jpg
Brother no one has been ran through more than bulma 😭 https://video.nostr.build/797c19119811acda8f1cb87d9952d3340f7deab784799f080a3e69fddc1cf9c3.mp4
I think we watched different anime lol thats dragon balls 🥜 lmao
That’s the OG lol vegeta ended up with the sloppy seconds of the lame ass yamcha
He’s the “assistant to the regional manager” of super heroes 😂💀
when you put it that way you're 100% right and we should delete him
Excellent! Cyclops deleted https://media1.tenor.com/m/VhLFeZt6540AAAAC/delete-erase.gif
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