Fake news. 🗞 nostr:note1y0yedcmv6wk9l2hj4u69uyjxxdswqupc9fvrx6udkg8xc90xh3xqfst8x8


No pamp? 👀
Ok I wait


Crashing like this guys planet. https://image.nostr.build/0837050356f7e1ef036321c14568291eb44f834552065c18189c8a556221d86b.jpg


Oh sale incoming?!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/13liHqlmkaIAAAAC/excited-omg.gif


Sharp as a tack, Ser😜.


I wonder how much alcohol Clark needs to get drunk 🤔😂


Well, he's sinking them shots pretty fucking regular😬.


Since the earth’s sun gives him superhuman abilities, I would think he process alcohol more efficiently. Probably needs more to get drunk. And the effects probably last a short period of time. No?


That math checks out. Thorough analysis. I accept it fully.
Batman on the other hand would end up drunk after two drinks pissing in his weird suit.


He’s not a mutant like Clark that’s for sure, if that’s what you’re trying to say 😂😂


No. No, absolutely not. He was born of simple country folk so, genetically he is one and the same. I however, am a hard drinking Englishman, I could drink your Hollywood inspired hero under the table. Even if he could drink speeded up shots😬😂.


Ah you’re referring to the actor 😂😂🤌🏾
I see what you did there


How much does wolverine need?

https://image.nostr.build/1ac524fe9f50d5ccdc731e6eff141d6c1d67bf6cddd50b1d1f534fa25e36694e.gif


Would he even get drunk?
If he did I would guess it would take him maybe even more than that Clark nerd. His power is literally to regenerate himself


Wolverine is the B team. We’re debating real super hero’s here.


wolverine is the shit


Superman was born of fucking planetary royalty. Son of the godfather himself.
He was raised by some bumpkins who found him in a ditch.


U think it’s the microplastics??

🤔It’s gotta be the microplastics


Agreed. He is shit. 💩


Exactly. Wolverine is supreme


Yup. 100%. Always has been.


Shocked. We disagree on a superhero. https://image.nostr.build/149d10c833e432b97acd99c2972e65e7815b59e20c887d34f351cb49987cb62c.jpg


So he’s royalty trash 😂


I’m shocked. Who could have foreseen this
https://media1.tenor.com/m/SBwmmGRw8X8AAAAC/wee-bay-wee.gif


I couldn't give a fuck🥱. Proof of Birth🤔?


Most slept one superhero

https://image.nostr.build/d1e92c8bb333b32b931c28f491162d600e298c1b7eb0303e31cd544271070785.gif


Basically but…….


ALL Royalty is trash👌🏻🖕🏻.


Valid point.


Is that Saylor?


You lost me at cyclops. He’s a tool 😂


His laser eyes would cut Batman in half.


He’s the “assistant to the regional manager” of super heroes 😂💀


How dare you I will not accept cyclops slander


Wolverine would eviscerate cyclops. And Clark nerd


Hilarious 😂


I will not lower myself to fucking cyclops & Wolverine babble. Way below my pay grade. https://image.nostr.build/e4e48da9c1880cd219bd4090749a866ad810c6e88df60dfc1407c0fed24c3017.jpg


Homelander is an even bigger tool. Hilarious. But what a loser


lol funny


you know


Yeah and he kinda raped someone. That’s not a great look for a hero.
Rule #1 protect people
Rule #2 don’t rape.

It’s in the fucking manual.


🫡
https://media1.tenor.com/m/cnqQQTnIPSQAAAAC/smile-smirk.gif


I think you’re just a hater because cyclops is in a game with ryu

https://image.nostr.build/5ef3f1b0913090289ee4a839996ec4588d87c02bb79a995ecfd2e3e84dca82f4.gif


Bitcoin fixes this 😂
https://media.tenor.com/Hza0ME6_lBsAAAAd/handshake-bitcoin.gif


they all have that 1 weakness!


Did you seriously expect McSats to have a good superhero take? 😂


I’m disappointed in myself, I should’ve known better


Nope 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/czlinXVxOosAAAAd/shots-fired-eastbound-and-down.gif


Brothers in hockey ✅

Brothers in superhero analysis ❌ https://image.nostr.build/29faa510c0887be72531bbb1dbd0455d3c753a93cc1e92ef7ca29516fbf730aa.jpg


Shut up Rand


Nephew & I are killing some zombies soon. I’m picturing your face on each one I annihilate. https://image.nostr.build/3baf8d9dde510e7ef3d92bea0f865f33092b0c3df12aebceb6a141453bc98d96.jpg


By any chance is your gamer tag totallytaco?


No but I wish it was. Great name.


Cyclops still takes fewer Ls than the Prince of all saiyans

https://image.nostr.build/9736bed3db1c9258c1cf09daf4b85ff4556fc06295e530f09eed7db429e68b0c.jpg


Wait what? 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NgnAJZpEfkwAAAAC/vegeta-approval.gif


Hey, Vegeta won at the end of the last movie!... when it didn't matter.


You deserve this. It was always going to end with some retarded take on some C level character.
BELOW PAY GRADE.


Hilarious 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fXn7iK7zR1kAAAAC/vegeta-laughing.gif


See I thought too. Maybe I need better friends 😂


I’m still laughing at the taco handle. You put the joke inside the joke 😂😂


Yup. I appreciated that as well. Brings it back from earlier today. I felt like a real insider.


Vegeta has better gifs than 4 eyes that’s for sure 😂😂


VEGETA WINS
#bitcoinbulma https://image.nostr.build/0f40675143771a25b77509aa1e7cfb7eb009ede4e77048b621e9d4fc31003bd6.jpg


He gets it 👆🏾 🔥


now that you're all here, this is the all time ranking of super heroes

1. Supes
1.5 Son Goku
2. Zorro
3. Bats and Spidey
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..
...
...
..
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99999. Everyone Else


Is Flash Gordon on the list


sats is wrong about a lot of things,
like pickleball,
like the missed BTC pump,
like most of his opinions if I'm honest...

but he's right about supes


i can only confirm he made the list


Zorro? The dude with the sword?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/R10_g5hqfKIAAAAC/vegeta-cellphone.gif


No, not that one, the one with the smile

https://i.nostr.build/ngVrNei1U7BS52iU.gif


Ping pong > Pickleball

This is a fact. I lit the outdoor ping pong court up in St Lucia. Zero prisoners taken.  There were tears, not mine, but there were tears.


Duuuuude 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jD5NVm8BhW8AAAAC/reading-stare.gif


when you put it that way you're 100% right and we should delete him


Again. You deserve this. You opened the can. Good luck putting shit back in.  Now you have 1970’s Zorro to contend with.


Excellent! Cyclops deleted

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VhLFeZt6540AAAAC/delete-erase.gif


there is no contending, there is only losing, smartest super hero in the books, films, and cave drawings


“Contend” 😂😂
We’re talking about the goth dude on a horse who specializes in fencing
https://media3.giphy.com/media/jKMt4JQDQSPKlMRW0H/giphy.gif


Cave drawings? 😂


Meh.

I'll take The Tick.


Zorro created goth culture. Who knew. New rabbit hole just opened.


The Beave coming off the top rope to drop The fucking Tick on us. https://image.nostr.build/efa24c81a1d465bb4008a34b9cc7e4a9cb5123d1f9700f3283b300d68a657e77.jpg


Hilarious 😂


He could be responsible for this 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/XO-Nmue7IUkAAAAd/cybergoth-dance-party.gif


Only superhero to realize the Gov was the true bad guy all along and he took them down with his family, a horse named tornado, and a smile

better luck next time

https://i.nostr.build/6LKLpgNBE29dXE6G.gif


I mean if you guys are putting zorro up there…anything can happen 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/S9c47EAyyGQAAAAC/the-tick-yay.gif


Brother no one has been ran through more than bulma 😭

https://video.nostr.build/797c19119811acda8f1cb87d9952d3340f7deab784799f080a3e69fddc1cf9c3.mp4


We’re scraping the bottom here 😂😂


Longest thread in ages. Can't fucking tell you're back at all! You got a new towel and everything?


Wolverine, Punisher and Batman (and others) all hate the government. All stronger than goth boy. But nice try


“and others” 😂

Say his name mothafucka. Say it.


Didn't their girls all leave them for lesser men 👀


Rorschach, Deadpool, the whole x-men, even Captain America (civil war)


That’s right, I said it


This is the only good zoro

https://image.nostr.build/cba1bdc65f06b625686e6c39db78cb1d3fab15d9256d35d88b3591315d0298c5.gif


How does that make them less powerful than goth boy? Not relevant. We’re looking for the strongest heroes, not for the best lover boy 😂


The women knew node, they knew


If this is true, then zoro goes to number 1 by default. Goth girls are a gift to the world.


Facts 👆

Superman never got cucked. He slayed chicks in his super ways.


Knew that goth boy would lose in a fight against the others 😂


he was a cool derivative 🫂


How? 😂
His human alter ego is a loser


All a ploy. Chicks loved him.  In the morning he made super coffee & super eggs.


His alter ego was a loser because thats how he saw humanity. As a bunch of losers. Hes an incel at best 😂


Shots fired


Jealous shots are bb’s.

He knows Superman is apex.  Deep down he just knows.


Clark nerd is terrible. Back to Krypton! Shooo 😂


Is that wisdom or self reflection 😂🤣🤣


😂

https://media.tenor.com/j8oJXoCjoaIAAAAi/cope.gif


Fine. Then he will just fly there. Really fast.
Oh, that’s right. He can fly. Fast enough to reverse the spin of the earth (if it really was a ball which it isn’t).
Point made.
Batman would have to spend 6 trillion to make some ridiculous contraption that putters through the sky & needs gas.


Stache wtf. You’re on my side. Don’t flip. Stay the course.


What’s wrong with gas? 😂😂😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wEt6BhusryIAAAAC/stare-sam-jackson.gif


Also, you said yourself rule number 1 is protect people. If he flys so fast that he reverses the spin of the earth, wouldn’t he kill most?
Nice try though 🤭


Excellent.
I’m a gas maxi.
I just pictured Batman in his $6
Trillion gaycopter having to fill up to chase Superman.


It would probably be a top of the line fighter jet…unless Clark nerd isn’t that fast after all 😂😂


Right for the jugular. Victory. ✌


We’ve confused ourselves. 😂


Propaganda from mother Russia. That’s not Batman 😂


It happens 😂


Cats; Don't hit back:https://media.tenor.com/ntmTIpZ_E-4AAAAC/bruce-lee-kick.gif


Tru dat … nostr was a colder drabber place without ur shabby a**

…ima miss u when cyclops, them pickle ballers and the WON converge on those “golden beans”🙈


We're back, the eternal debate returns 😂
https://i.nostr.build/fCUgyCR1H0zNSDLO.jpg


Ayyooo 😂😂😂


Amethyst really can't handle this shit. I've just got a load of lines to the left of my phone and some bullshit code to the right of it. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug. Granted, I've never been involved in a 2999+ thread before, it's k8nd of thrilling. My panties are wet. (For reference, panties is a vulgar word and I don't wear any anyway🤷🏻♂).


I think we watched different anime lol thats dragon balls 🥜 lmao


Borrow bulma’s panties nostr:npub1aesr9ql7h3xrrvyeqvujgz9zllca4a56cgjy5hj26plv5w78nhkq2m0d2r can help you find them


That’s the OG lol vegeta ended up with the sloppy seconds of the lame ass yamcha


Hey man. I don't make a habbit of losing my panties😳.


THIS!!!??!

This thread is the best use o toxic, random stupidity….🤔maybe ever🙌🏽🌅

Nostr needs this…🤔I think this may be “other stuff”😂🤣🤣

#node u may have snatched the pebble o stupidity from #SatsMcd ‘s
hand😳🤣🤣🤣

https://m.primal.net/KdIO.jpg


Now “Kung Fu” …there was a real super hero 😉


I see what you did there 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/QeYIXP4sXrwAAAAC/wink-eeehh.gif


My apologies my unpredictable digital fren…I have regrettably deviated from the path o chaotic righteousness…history will be kind to us 🙈🤣🤣🤣

Ps. David carradine’s Kung Fu is the greatest superhero 🤨…that bald headed China man was one bad dude🙈

That is all🧐 https://image.nostr.build/b71eb300b6b6cdc3f460ea03d5e4754d2770ae791384ab39372a908190d664c9.jpg