as much as i love and appreciate living in a house i hate yard work. if i had my way i would pour green concrete over all of it 
https://image.nostr.build/9ae2ac73c3206b622b11281ecb5b7d3fe592ef8e6c9d6dc0cd8946f61df358c5.png 

 At least fake grass though? 😭 Is softer 😂