9 hours?! 

Don't you have young kids?

I've often thought about a good night's sleep, but I think it would involve starting the car in the middle of the night and starting a new life somewhere. 

 They sleep from 7:30-7:30.  

 He's won the12-hour jackpot.

If you DON'T take over the World, you'll be doing a disservice to us 5-hour-a-nighters. 

 How do your children sleep so well?  Teach me the way!  I was up at 3:30 AM today.  My son is a dracula.