Update: nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9gpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq555fk2 seems to be working for me now, at least for sub 1K values. 🎉

Their suggestions from the other day didn't help at the time, and I still have 10,000+ zombie channels, but it's working now so 🤷.

I'm just glad I didn't have to close channels to get my money back.