I almost commented something like this.

How about:
Use getwired.app as your main client. 

Or make a new npub called John and have a bitcoin ai image on there as your avatar... and continue to post as you normally would lol.

Let's not pretend nostr is free of parasocial dynamics. It's clearly not. Some have been made here and some are carried over from twitter. It's just the reality of it. 

Just as an aside... I really would like to see a client enable features like turn off all notifications of likes and zaps. Replies/reposts only. (Not saying this isn't also part of it).