I have 5 million sats to open a channel:

Requirements:

Bitcoin maximalist
Freedom Maximalist
Protector of the Network

Good uptime with a plan to maintain the node into the future.
Preferably good hardware.

Drop the node info below and I will open a channel.

Of course, I could be a spook, so be careful.

If anybody would like to open to me, the connectivity is always greatly appreciated.

My node info:

03e438d94f95f635d8e19b0d6e4aaa75d15e7b0fd8f28f674ca47043aa8ab677ac