It's not a shoe, it is screwing with your arch. Remember the whole statue rests on a good base. 

 so you're all about that base

not treble? 

 My anaconda don't want none unless you got, a sensible comfortable shoe that provides support 

 agrees, as he continues wearing sneakers 

 Try these in the oven

https://www.mec.ca/en/product/6012-837/active-medium-footbeds?colour=Red&size=M7%2FW9&gad_source=1 

 To be fair, I put “shoe” in quotes.