Goth boy on a horse...Zorro?
Yes 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/cnqQQTnIPSQAAAAC/smile-smirk.gif
I don't know what zorro did to you but I hope you recover 🫂
Number 1.5 on that list is his only offense. He’s cool otherwise. Just not s-tier like Batman and Wolverine
Zorro was a misdirection. He’s up to something. Keep an eye on him.
100% He’s preparing something big. A small psy-op hiding an even bigger one https://i.nostr.build/0kH8usBqsikmVvCs.jpg
Okay but Guy Williams Zorro or Antonio Banderas Zorro?
You mispelled Batman 😂🫂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/8jy0sMlofS0AAAAC/evil-laugh-batman.gif
But he's not on a horse.
And therefore not a psy-op 😂
So, the horse is the problem?
And his s-tier ranking
I mean, he can't help it. He signs his enemieswith a sword once he wins. That's pretty top level shit.
noooooooo. Not again. If we keep this up BTC will be at $8K by end of day.
Signing with a sword is cool. Does that make him the strongest super hero? Not sure about that https://media1.tenor.com/m/_8tkLQifIykAAAAC/not-sure-hmm.gif
Has he ever come close to losing? Maybe he's just the most realistic hero and no one wants to admit it.
It’s called super hero not realistic hero for a reason. We need over the top 😂
I'll accept that. Who tried to put him in the super category anyway though?
https://i.nostr.build/IiTDYZHAmouytYN9.jpg
Okay, but super Zorro sounds like he could probably have some kinda powers. Maybe his horse riding tricks are extra slick.
Our dear friend @hodlcuban did 👀
He is an archetype, a super daddy to many derivatives https://i.nostr.build/Pf8HXIEAoeqyP3fA.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a72aeec1b64168314ab23fbca15379c76d5980c4aca0ca28eb969c7192faf40e.jpg
😂😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/ueq07mOMkI8AAAAC/pikachu-shocked.gif
Zorro can't beat Superman, therefore he's not S tier like Batman.
what if I told you batman was derived from zorro 👀
👀 https://media1.tenor.com/m/LXVjxxjA3FAAAAAC/jail-believe-it-or-not.gif
Zorro is Bats' daddy https://i.nostr.build/gJvBhR8sHIzsdzw2.jpg
Influenced and derived are two different things my friend. Technically speaking, everything (in art) is influenced by everything 🤷🏾♂️
friend, his parents were watching the literal zorro when murdered and he then decides he wants to be a modern zorro he is a derivative 🫂
It just means his parents had a questionable taste in movies 😂
He can take up his parents bad taste with his spiritual daddy
My friend, the mask of zorro was released July 17, 1998. First appearance of Batman was in Detective Comics 27 released on March 30th 1939. https://media1.tenor.com/m/5h_LKfWmEYcAAAAC/bobsburgers-fox.gif
I do not believe you read the name correctly, plz fax check .. MARK of Zorro 1920
Doesn’t change the fact that Batman would defeat him in a matchup 🤷🏾♂️
False, you cannot defeat your daddy from cave drawings. I don't make the rules but I do know them
Cave drawings? 😂
We’re looking for the strongest hero, not the oldest guy on a horse 😂
Yes. Zorro is old and ancient. Both of folk stories and cave drawings
With that logic there couldn’t be any advancement in the human race since our ancestors would always be better. Cave drawings 😂
They were so good they inspired the man that inspired your boy
Those are nice words but 1vs1 Batman still wins 🫡
It's ok friend, he is ranked 3rd, a respectable number
You brought Zorro to a Batman vs Superman fight. Original, but no😂😂
False, I brought Superman but also enlightened you on the origins of your competitor 🫂
Batman wins against Superman. You brought a losing opponent to my champion. Watching a movie does not make you the child of the protagonist. What you’re describing are parents my friend 😂 https://media1.tenor.com/m/sRlQHwwRiSMAAAAd/acid-kryptonite.gif
🫂 having failed to defend bats against zorro you attempt to attack supes. I admire the boldness. https://i.nostr.build/ceSbarWI0NYFW0dT.gif
I can't believe y'all have been at this the whole day, while FAILING to even mention the ONLY documented and proven Superman-worthy adversary and occasional reluctant cooperator. https://nostrcheck.me/media/82bdee506e769ebc94ee2f362d07c1960dce40bac650d826a42f8e0c019c3c96/d8f7cb9fa44ef0b0960900a16d3c91bf06937fb1e6e197e914dabc991a7f621f.webp
I can't believe it either tbh. Time for me to log out of this thread. Twas grand nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun6vuunv7n2v9mxwct5wdur2cmgxfm8var3x3shgct5d3un2unkv3mhzem2wqc82arcwu6r27n90fh8v7t3vejxk7rkv5lkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5j64lcq 🤝
@hodlcuban you are a worthy opponent my friend 🤝🫡
batcat’s existence automatically makes Batman > https://video.nostr.build/de5f723e4502f4ed7acece655fd91ab5d15e48b4d0ebabbd746bd0b7a74bde11.mp4
Oh shit. It's the 4 horsemen.
Antonio Banderas Z
That one doesn't count. He's a cheap imitation.
I have only vague memories of this zorro guy from Italian TV when I was like... 5?