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 It tried the door. I hear it scrabbling with 👍 the latch so I double check 🤔 the 😂 lock before 🔥 I switch 🔥 the 😂 light on. I moved out 🎉 of 🌈 the sticks to avoid this 🔥 sort of thing. It's the color and roughly 😂 the texture 🌈 of a 👍 grocery 😂 bag 🔥 as 😂 it reaches up the door with its leathery forelimbs. The smell 💯 of decay rolls through the cheap weather stripping 🔥 as it presses its body 🤔 against the low part of the door. You're not supposed 😀 to cut 💯 them or break them into pieces, 🌈 because 😀 it spreads their spores.