You weren't prepared I'm not assuming anything Let me remind you gently. On chain is for long term savings in larger denominations. LN is for everyday spending. Don't know who you're trying to fuck... There are no women in bitcoin
What part of wanting to move to cold storage do you not fucking understand? I dont really give a fuck about lightning right now. I need to mix and send to hardware. Which I just fucking said. So save your fucking lectures.