Oddbean new post about login | logout Literally astrology in a nutshell nostr:nevent1qqs2s0mmf5xxmk36kl6t55c9xgcze7fva3uxkyxr64kaezfhdtqdpuspvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33xashymtywejhz7f5xf6ksat4w4mk5ce4d5exgem2ddarwaphv4cxwanhwp6kxcm3wuux5atnd5ux6vr8x3ekuwpkdcehx0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2q3qvktdqqwunms2axujjp7ujqz5vgycfg3p8zdgn68v63nqs38puhksxpqqqqqqzflsmt0
Haha! Sorry, I can’t be held responsible for this vehicular manslaughter because Jupiter was over there at the time.
Your honor, my astrology sign makes me more prone to committing manslaughter, so that's why I committed the crime
I’d like to submit the defendant’s natal chart as exhibit B. You can clearly see where Aquarius is in the house if Mars while in retrograde. Frankly, we’re fortunate this wasn’t premeditated murder and applaud his restraint given the cosmic forces at work here. I furthermore request the court offer my client a formal apology for wasting his time and this case be dismissed.