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 @9f9c30ab i DID NOT NEED TO KNOW HIS MASTURBATORY PREFERENCES! 
 @roxymaxxing gal i only care about the masturbatory preferences of others if theyre the same as mine 
 @9f9c30ab ur my masturbatory preference 
 @roxymaxxing gal hot youre mine too [PLATONICALLY I PLATONICALLY JERK OFF TO YOU] 
 @9f9c30ab you platonically shlick yourself silly while imagining me on top of you no romance involved.