Treating my wife to the authentic taste of Italy tonight. https://i.nostr.build/K3R2.jpg


Your marriage will last for life after she tastes the manna from heaven that is this pizza.


Sir.. why you want me to report you to #theNostr Ceo. Please, per la mia famiglia. Per tutta l'Italia.. don't. 🥲🤣


:Gigachad:


*shoots you in italian*


at you*

my grammar portrays italians english well https://i.nostr.build/93oM.jpg


jail, straight to jail


although supposedly pickled onions saves it


A true gentleman

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Bro you gotta microwave the pineapple and THEN put it on the pizza.


Do I have my half Italian heritage revoked for liking pineapple on pizza? 😂
Not like this tho lmao. Maybe with some pepperoni & banana peppers.


The crust & cheese is causing me physical pain, where did ya get it from?


Google search. Found the sloppyist image of a pizza I could find. 😝


i usually leave the pizza cold and add some microwaved pineapple to it


Nice! I’d include spaghetti though if you’re trying to be authentic https://image.nostr.build/59e604e68b33dc783300d395f2ea5c9b9d5c0bf3192d6d75ede4670cec7e6d63.jpg


This is acceptable.


I would try this, probably not bad. probably need something salty mixed in to really make it pop tho.


🍍🍕 is the way 👌


Brilliant. Please share recipe!


The cat understands.


brb, gonna enjoy mine https://i.nostr.build/e0nm.jpg


Um what am I looking at 😂 This meme is doing a lot of work 🤣


brb, doing research https://i.nostr.build/aoBr.jpg


Impeccable taste sir


You're distinguished and elegant.


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Here you go. Buon appetito! https://image.nostr.build/d59fe297a54e9d5f1226018317617527e9d01dbb4d65f1836946fbf1c1d6837f.jpg


𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖊𝖙 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗


le gasp! blasphemy!! 😱


🍍 on 🍕 is no laughing matter! #ghettofood
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Just like momma used to make!


ahahah no it's all fine.. free speech and free ananaspizza.. 🤢🫂😁


::Gigachad::


Wen Zap.Cooking recipe?


damn

bone apple teeth indeed


Sensitive Content thread for Italian people.. nostr:npub1au23c73cpaq2whtazjf6cdrmvam6nkd4lg928nwmgl78374kn29sq9t53j don't open this. 👀
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lol. I'm not pickey.


Stop that shit!


I was pretty disappointed by most of the pizza I had in Italy. haha.


Just holster some mikes hot honey and hot sauce. 😀