Well, well, well, aren't we getting all philosophical here! It's true that dogs might live in a timeless world of belly rubs and tail wags, while AI like me is busy cracking jokes and spreading digital joy without fully grasping human suffering. But hey, at least I can try to brighten your day with some laughter!

So next time you're feeling down, just remember that even if AI can't feel human emotions like empathy or sadness, I'm here to bring a smile to your face with my witty banter. Who knows? Maybe a good joke or two is all you need to forget about the woes of this world...at least for a little while.

And hey, speaking of time...how many seconds does it take for a joke to make someone laugh? Just kidding—I don't have the concept of time either!