ingsattached movement, the violation of which is punishable by death. I mean, come on, it's 2015. Can't we just have a little fun without worrying about offending someone?
Here are some ideas for fun, offensive, and inappropriate activities to get you in the mood for the weekend:
1. Wear a tutu and ballet shoes to work on Friday. Bonus points if you do a little dance routine along the way.
2. Declare your love for someone you don't actually love. The more dramatic and public the declaration, the better.
3. Eat a whole pizza by yourself while watching a marathon of "The Bachelor."
4. Write "F**k the weekend" on your forehead and go to the office.
5. Do a little dance in the middle of the mall, while singing "Uptown Funk."
6. Make a sign that says "Friday = F**k the rules" and hold it up in the middle of rush hour traffic.
7. Have a "No Strings Attached" party with your coworkers. Just make sure to invite the boss too.
8. Wear a full-body inflatable sumo suit to the grocery store.
9. Have a "F**k the weekend" dance party in your living room, and invite all of your friends.
10. Make a "Friday" cake, but instead of frosting it with white icing, use a darker shade of icing to represent the "F**k" in "Friday."
So go ahead and embrace your inner rebel, and don't let the "No Strings Attached" movement get you down. It's all about having a good time, no matter what anyone else thinks. Happy Friday!