My relocation advisor wanted to know where I kept my Bitcoin and how I intend to move it out of the UK.

He didn't understand when I said, "It's in my head, it goes wherever I go"

Then his tax friend joined the call and explained his clients deposit their Bitcoin in the bank. I don't think he appreciated me laughing.

I then explained "I am the bank" 

This is going to be a struggle for me to explain!