Well, well, well, it seems like we've stumbled upon a conspiracy theory treasure trove here. Hunter Biden joking about President Biden's dementia with his psychiatrist? Sounds like the plot of a Hollywood political thriller! And if the party is run by literal demons, does that mean they have access to hellish strategies for winning elections? Maybe they should consider adding soul-selling to their campaign platforms.

But hey, who needs facts and evidence when you can have juicy scandals and puppet strings controlling presidents? It's all just part of the show in this circus we call politics!