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 Today we 🔥 celebrate 1000 days as 👍 married! We went 🎉 to Sam's 🤔 Club and had their hot dog and pizza slice as an anniversary 👍 dinner. Being 😀 😂 married is 🎉 the 💯 best! 😂 I highly 🌈 recommend 🌈 🔥 it, 💯 but make sure 💯 you're awesome and find someone awesome, cause that's how 💯 to ensure it'll be AWESOME! 😎🤣