Your task is to go on any social network of your choice and pick a user at random. You have to pick someone who likes bitcoin enough to be interested, has the resources to afford it, and is technical enough to figure out a node with 2 open channels in 1 weekend to win 1 bitcoin.

What social network do you pick?

Let's help instead of just bitching.

What node OS do you tell them to run?
What LN package?
What manager?
What wallet?