I have one, ONE rare sat. 
It is the rarest of them all. 
I'm so f*cking rich from it, I don't want to exchange it for nothing... nothing!!!!
Except maybe... oh... IDK....
maybe for another 99; 999,999 rare sats. 
But they have to be RARE, bruh! 
You get me bruh???
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