hopefully none of my neighbours will get the genius idea to adopt a fucking noisy 5" tall dog any time soon - the people over the back have two gorgeous cats that i see pottering around the path now and then and they sometimes gather for bbq and i hear them nattering away all afternoon but that's fine compared to chihuahuas lol 

 I can't stand rat-dogs. Their brains are too small for them to comprehend that they don't need to yip at EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME!