I hate airports. Nothing like being treated like a cow in a chute🤌
#randomthoughts


Just buy a private jet and become a celebrity.


Moo 🐮


They make me furious.


Last time I was to the airport the police was involved.  😅🐸🫡


Sometimes I run out of lipstick from being fucked so hard.


Causan muchos estrés 🙂↔🫠


That's how it feels every time.


The cowboy in that video is my ex wife's father


For real?


Tsa live touching my junk. And then they blow me a kiss and wink on the way out. Unbelievable.


They should buy me a beer first


We were moving quick through TSA to the point that I was putting my ID in my wallet while I was walking through the detector.

TSA agent said they had to physically inspect my wallet because it was in my hand and not in my pocket.

Dumbest thing I heard today.


Great places to go if you'd like to see and experience more obvious displays of American Communism


I dared them but they were chickens!  But yeah,  airports are gulags lately.


:Facts:


Yep. He was weird but nice.


I turned back and said ✌ fingers 😘


And we got a freezer full of free grass fed beef whenever we wanted it.


Love that!


Once a place of wonder and possibility. The Patriot Act destroyed that.


I remember as a kid getting wings and visiting the cockpit, sitting in the captains chair 💺
Used to be magical as a kid.


I can't get into details.  I don't kiss and tell.  😘


:turtlehappy:


That's why I just paid the bribe called TSA Precheck. Would be cool if it was just money, but it's super invasive KYC too.


I was about to sign up but my wife has to change her name and shit first. I almost went ahead and did it, just didn't wanna get and lip for doing it without her🤷♂


Yes, yes, yes.


Legal abuse?!


Waiting for grandma to come out of the jetway.

They took everything away.


You read my mind. These are some of my most cherished memories of my grandparents.


Those cocksuckers


I don't think  tsa has ever caught a terrorist🤷♂


Smart move.

I've travelled with non-precheck people, and as much as they claim they don't mind, they always mind standing in line while you breeze through. Even worse if you leave your wife in line 😂🤣


:blobyes:


Flying semi-private has been a game changer. My son just got a set of wings after shaking the pilot’s hand. I’m really hoping they crush commercial airline unions.


I left my sister in economy once and upgraded to first. I told her to get in the back with the rest of the peasants. Didn't go too well


Gold 🤣


LMFAO!!!!


But I do like that fact that perverts are looking through your underwear and taking pics.