You should always have food within reach.
Woke up? Pre-breakfast snack on the night stand. 
Manage to get up? Good boy, time for a lil treat :3c
Wake up from your post-breakfast food coma? Here's a spread to tide you over till first lunch! 

The thought of not constantly shoving food down your maw should become scary. The void inside your mouth - uncomfortable, foreign, begging to be filled. What was once a craving - now an ever-present need. The thought of being hooked up to a hose - suddenly reasonable, desirable, necessary. >:3c