Love being told last minute I have to go to a rehearsal dinner for my sister's wedding.. 
Guess who Is suddenly sick cough cough cough. Oh well.  

 I've been eating dinners for years, I don't need to rehearse.  

 I'm going to be wasted too, it's not like I'll remember jack shit.  

 Hhahahahaha “cough, cough, cough”, it was excellent...