You opened yourself up.
You demonstrated to what lengths you will go to appease your Almighty Google and Apple.

This is who you are. A snitch who builds snitch bots under the guise of noble gallantry. It doesn't matter if it's happily running on your own instance of homemade nostr. You had the nerve to imagine it, and see it built. 

You Glowing Judas.
Enjoy your boot 👢