i will not wear crocs.
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Crocs are a crime against humanity, there, I said it.


as a crocs wearer

i agree


Banned.


what's the punishment

wearing crocs?


Noooo Tanel, I had high expectations of you, don't do this to meee
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i only wear them in garden or while barbecuing

gimme a break


Wearing Crocs, a titty pack, and you have to purchase an NFT.


a bucket hat and a perm also


Hmm. A bucket hat is acceptable if we're going kayaking or boating during the hot summer months.


crocs are the perfect lawn mowing shoes


Perms are dumb.


love the crocs there


This was me until I got a puppy.  The utility and durability of the crocs is unparalleled.  To have a shoe you can slip on while a baby raptor is attacking you AND also be able to pressure wash after stepping in dog poo almost daily, just makes sense.
Next thing you know, you're wearing them at the grocery store.


I wonder if…
https://tanel.eth.xyz/


The fuck he doing using a shovel with Crocs. You have to protect your feet. Footstr needs you.


OH NO.


i don't have an ens

you tried pushing this bs months ago

stop


Desert life …


Me? This is the first time I'm seeing it. This is all in good fun. PS don't Shitcoin.


This is also acceptable.


no, the other guy 💜


*Wears Crocs every day after years of dunking on Croc nerds*

No better walking “shoe” imo 🥸


wen crocs on lightning.store?


Lightning Jibbitz 🤔⚡


i'd buy a jibbitz of derek's face


This sounds dirty.


It's not a shoe, it is screwing with your arch. Remember the whole statue rests on a good base.


so you're all about that base

not treble?


You should try. You don’t have to wear them in public. They’re my house shoes. In fact, my first pair is still going strong nearly 20 years on. Impressive.


jeff is a crocs man

based


To be fair, I put “shoe” in quotes.


oh man im going to need an entire new friends circle soon. 😂


There’s a time a place for most things. 😉


My anaconda don't want none unless you got, a sensible comfortable shoe that provides support


crocs in riga?


eh i don't wear shoes in the house and if i do, it's my slippers.


But we’re your web of trust! You can’t escape us!!!


agrees, as he continues wearing sneakers


Dude. Not in public.


derek crocs sounds good tbh


got it, too naughty

will leave them for nightclub parties


My point exactly. Crocs aren’t shoes. They are slippers, or (if you get the ones without holes) kitchen clogs.


this

they actually sit around your foot and don't fly off with the heel strap, and they're also breathable, unlike new balances


the kids call the heel strap "four wheel drive".


we call it sport mode here


Same same interview dot gif.


I will not wear clothes!


Try these in the oven

https://www.mec.ca/en/product/6012-837/active-medium-footbeds?colour=Red&size=M7%2FW9&gad_source=1


i will not wear crocs.
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Crocs with socks


is your nsec ok? Change your PFP if it's still you


Crocs are a Shitcoin.


Same PFP, must assume nsec compromised 🤣🤝


What is a titty pack? I feel like I should know this?


Derek be like
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A fanny pack worn across your chest.


Accurate. Take those abominations off before you enter my house. 😡


Ooo what’s a titty pack? 🫣


The strap is the mountaineering configuration


You are a good man D 🫂😭💜 never give in 🫂🙏🏽


Oh don't be so bitter. We'll find something to your liking.
Here. Toy Story crocs.
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Those are cute for little kids 🥹


Ok then these. For your wife. Balenciaga covers you.
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Would divorce so fast.


Oh come on. You'd like what a woman like this has to offer.
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I lived out of this pack from Aarn packs for 6 months on my AT hike. I put tried to keep heavy stuff in there to balance my load, I stood more upright than others. Everything I needed until getting to camp went in these: snacks, water, weed, and camera. Everybody gets a trail name, mine was 'titty pockets'.

I highly recommended these packs, not cheap but worth it.

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Smart man. Crocs and a titty pack the recipe for the downfall of masculinity…


Why?


Crocs and Titty pack on guys. Tell me you don’t get laid without actually telling me you don’t get laid.


crocs are peak fiat


Ah man, this would squish my boobs 🥲

That being said, looks rather handy 🔥 you’d be the one everyone would want on a trip 💯🫂


They actually hang out from the straps a bit and are adjustable,  so I think they would work for many women. They have a metal bar that connects to the waist and flare out a bit. The top of them are connected via straps that allow them to move. Its hard to see in the pic with just a pack.

I don't know if they make women specific packs


Dude.
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i will not wear crocs.
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A real man 🫡