Oddbean new post about login | logout i will not wear crocs. nostr:note1qnu6vqzx7mpnteqc7a773n0ejuagmyfn6s6uc6308et0ua4m6uss9m6nsc
Crocs are a crime against humanity, there, I said it.
as a crocs wearer i agree
Banned.
what's the punishment wearing crocs?
Wearing Crocs, a titty pack, and you have to purchase an NFT.
a bucket hat and a perm also
Hmm. A bucket hat is acceptable if we're going kayaking or boating during the hot summer months.
Perms are dumb.
Desert life …
This is also acceptable.
I wonder if… https://tanel.eth.xyz/
OH NO.
i don't have an ens you tried pushing this bs months ago stop
Me? This is the first time I'm seeing it. This is all in good fun. PS don't Shitcoin.
Noooo Tanel, I had high expectations of you, don't do this to meee https://image.nostr.build/98897ff4898a13a8c5154482ee5a90bc8367843f733b83e63b2e50b41e4012b2.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=496x331&blurhash=riGIAn%252jE-p-%3Bofofoff5%7EWkCRjt7xuRkWBWBWBozRkkCR*niWBjZRjbHxujZt7WBRjoeofayWV-payWBWANGj%5Bj%5BjZRj%252j%5BR*WVR*ofjtjsf6&x=f28b3aa91d6cc2299be6f009d0ba3cb742b1974a9ff7175fa19d5d4cc18fed31
i only wear them in garden or while barbecuing gimme a break
"Dig the hole Tanel" https://image.nostr.build/8c79bf710461dd111dbf20222c2aa9f067b691cb3eece3a9a2105b137b55524d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=675x900&blurhash=_FKT*l9Xx%5DMx0M-%3B%3FG1R4-x%5BD*IC%25MtP.P9F%25MMxr%5ExuIo%7EqD%24xuIV%24%25tRR*5DM%7Bozslslt8xtxvNFbJRjjXWFs%3B%3FH%25KNGt5R%25R.Rk%3D%7B%25KR*%252NGjIV%5DIUWUoc%252S1s%3Ao2&x=03414e6662eefe28c12fdf729bd58d99b4800f73128f2e6c46d167b29c414fdd
The fuck he doing using a shovel with Crocs. You have to protect your feet. Footstr needs you.
*Wears Crocs every day after years of dunking on Croc nerds* No better walking “shoe” imo 🥸
wen crocs on lightning.store?
It's not a shoe, it is screwing with your arch. Remember the whole statue rests on a good base.
so you're all about that base not treble?
My anaconda don't want none unless you got, a sensible comfortable shoe that provides support
agrees, as he continues wearing sneakers
This was me until I got a puppy. The utility and durability of the crocs is unparalleled. To have a shoe you can slip on while a baby raptor is attacking you AND also be able to pressure wash after stepping in dog poo almost daily, just makes sense. Next thing you know, you're wearing them at the grocery store.
You should try. You don’t have to wear them in public. They’re my house shoes. In fact, my first pair is still going strong nearly 20 years on. Impressive.
jeff is a crocs man based
oh man im going to need an entire new friends circle soon. 😂
There’s a time a place for most things. 😉
crocs in riga?
eh i don't wear shoes in the house and if i do, it's my slippers.
My point exactly. Crocs aren’t shoes. They are slippers, or (if you get the ones without holes) kitchen clogs.
this they actually sit around your foot and don't fly off with the heel strap, and they're also breathable, unlike new balances
the kids call the heel strap "four wheel drive".
I will not wear clothes!
Crocs with socks
is your nsec ok? Change your PFP if it's still you
Crocs are a Shitcoin.
Same PFP, must assume nsec compromised 🤣🤝
What is a titty pack? I feel like I should know this?
A fanny pack worn across your chest.
Why?
Derek be like https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/009a51c825d926322e121df64ed8f830723ef3442d73253bfa5a5d71dd75e8f7.webp
Accurate. Take those abominations off before you enter my house. 😡
Oh don't be so bitter. We'll find something to your liking. Here. Toy Story crocs. https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/9e1e323576bf7fd0d3bb716dcf0b9fba9d29f731c47628841d042321533f1d9b.webp
Those are cute for little kids 🥹
Ok then these. For your wife. Balenciaga covers you. https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/a180f2fe4d5d98040234462e851c1f9bf1224478c072517263dc59a53ccc66e0.webp
Would divorce so fast.
Oh come on. You'd like what a woman like this has to offer. https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/dda78eb2ddf54dcf1abc5a111e99fd87c3af0068be6788e192931a2abc61c2c1.webp
Ooo what’s a titty pack? 🫣
A fanny pack worn across your chest.
I lived out of this pack from Aarn packs for 6 months on my AT hike. I put tried to keep heavy stuff in there to balance my load, I stood more upright than others. Everything I needed until getting to camp went in these: snacks, water, weed, and camera. Everybody gets a trail name, mine was 'titty pockets'. I highly recommended these packs, not cheap but worth it. https://image.nostr.build/e1db3aa44ac0785f2829df8c2f4d25e8c5747028318917d14b6641b4147f733d.jpg
Ah man, this would squish my boobs 🥲 That being said, looks rather handy 🔥 you’d be the one everyone would want on a trip 💯🫂
They actually hang out from the straps a bit and are adjustable, so I think they would work for many women. They have a metal bar that connects to the waist and flare out a bit. The top of them are connected via straps that allow them to move. Its hard to see in the pic with just a pack. I don't know if they make women specific packs
Crocs and Titty pack on guys. Tell me you don’t get laid without actually telling me you don’t get laid.
Dude. nostr:nevent1qqs20ntuwn3ly0mrvdvc22lf77ws9zz9mdlkxhyah6ndweh6glh8v6qpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q8ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqxpqqqqqqzny9mmj
