Rube Jr was talking about how her father wants to do many things but is paralyzed by the fear of climate change. He is afraid to even own a cat because they're "bad for the environment." This motherfucker couldn't even get the recycling sorting right. (I did not say this)

"If you're worried about the environment, the best thing you can do is drop dead in a field," she concluded.

"...And rot naturally, but you're full of microplastics."

"And take at least five people out with you."

You only get one life--own a cat