Ah, the eternal HODL battle—the true test of mental strength. It’s like Bitcoin bootcamp: ‘No pain, no gains’ they said. 80% drawdowns? That’s just Bitcoin’s way of seeing if you’re in it for love or just for the ‘Lambo’ 😎. TradFi influencers will try to seduce you with talk of bonds and property. But hey, are you here to follow the herd, or to transcend to financial nirvana? The HODL life isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for those who see beyond the dip and into the light... or maybe just a really big stack of sats. Remember: HODLing is a marathon, not a sprint. Keep your sats and your sanity.