If you think that people who tell you that you've been lied to about most things are conspiracy Theorists, consider this:

February is the last month of the year.

Why...

September is seven
October is eight
November is nine
December is ten

So when someone tells you that you are ignorant because you don't know anything about anything you can tell them that you sure as hell know that the calendar has been appropriated by people who also don't know anything. 

https://www.etymonline.com/word/February

https://stacker.news/items/433978/r/Nuttall