Would you like to buy that dream house? That dream car?

Would you like to travel and see the world?

Or simply balance your budget?

Here is the secret "they" don't want you to know! It's simple, and anyone can do it!

Inherit millions from Mom and Dad! All your money problems will evaporate and you'll be free to enjoy life!

Mom and Dad don't have any money? Tough being you, sucker!

This message was brought to you by every conservative party everywhere.