women don’t need men for anything anymore. except opening jars.


And killing spiders, I suppose.


Try making other humans lol


Yet, you can gift a woman a tool that makes it easy for her but she still asks you to open jars. 🤷♂


I need men. Whoever doesn't need them... Send them all to me. I will take one for cooking steak, one for rubbing shoulders, one for rubbing feet... etc etc...


Trap all spiders in jars.

Problem solved.

Now we just need to eliminate the baby thing.


gimme that jar 😉


Coat hangers


they def need us for OF gains

imagine a world where only women purchased other women’s OF subscriptions, they’d be broke.


I meant making them.

Artificial wombs I suppose.


You been handmaid pilled 😂😂


I don’t pay anyone on OF. F that noise. Fools and their Sats and all that.


Empty jar + spider + lid × no need to open = manless bliss!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I've been what? I feel like I have an idea of what that's referring to but I don't watch or read garbage so the reference is lost on me.


Just made it up 😂


Don't tell them you can dent the lid with a spoon or knife and it opens up way easier 🤫🤫


They also need us for drama. TikTok gets boring sometimes.


What about Jesus? We don't need him either?


And except anything that breaks inside the house or car.


Not when you have two presidents in your jar.


jar opening robot incoming.


If your house gets crowded, call me. I can take a few off your hands. They can do all of my husband’s chores so he can pay more attention to me.


😂 Yes


There are tools for opening jars. It’s only $15 on amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/OXO-Good-Grips-Opener-Base/dp/B002DWA6KM

Why should women need men for anything or vice versa. Shouldn’t those relationships be based on desire not need?


And those cute little babies they like to have


My wife needs me for companionship and snuggles and because I'm awesome. Her words.


women don’t need men for anything anymore. except opening jars.


yeah babies is a valid point 😂


If you run the metal lid under hot running water it’s easy to open.  Expansion.


I don’t have

https://music.apple.com/de/album/abc/1683035540?i=1683035545&l=en-GB


The fact is...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0bASONqoeWs


And getting orange pilled


Mentira, eu consigo abrir frascos 😸


In conclusion: Men need men.
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They need someone to blame for their problems 😂


I tell nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev this but she keeps handing me jars anyways. Starting to think she just gets a kick out of it


Accurate


It works the stomach fat too. 👍


My wife casually interrupts my work meetings just for me to open a jar.
Even when we have a fight, the need to open a jar is often what makes peace.


life isn't about the destination, it's about the jars we open along the way


Some women can't tie their shoelaces.


:Clap:


few


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Her: Babe, can you help me open this jar?

Sure.  `tar xf *.jar`


get real


My mother never asked me to open a jar for her


There’s other things that need opened


Not true...but probably men are not available either for what women want...it takes vulnerability and they were raised to be tough and not vulnerable. What a mess...


For the human race they do, for sure, as we do them.
https://m.primal.net/HywK.jpg


I need my chica to open my Cervelat Pack, she is good with the hands.


Nah not even for opening jars.

I take a piece of metal cutlery, and tap it along the edge of the lid around the whole lid.


False.


yes we need
we need to be cared for and feel safe and protected


reminded me of this.
https://youtu.be/nbqb5R0yswE


Really?! Are you kidding right?!
 What a joke! 😂😂😂😂


and killing that "for sure black widow" spider


They actually need men to some extent than opening a jar


:keks:


still true