Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok!
To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.
Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"
Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula high cholesterol!
Yo momma so fat I had a threesome with her and never met the other person
LMAO with these!!!!