Some folks with 0 bitcoins under their name today will buy more sats than the average hodler has now and that's ok.  The overwhelming majority won't because of math.  If they're indeed asleep greedy morons,  they'll lose them fast regardless of how much fiat they at hand. 

 I believe that, too. Just the question is how fast and in what way the undeserving cases will lose their bitcoin if they ever happened to get hold of too much bitcoin.
I don't believe in coincidences, and all these fireworks are too much of a coincidence.  

 I have no idea and no desire to speculate on this.  I just trust that bitcoin always delivers and humbles everyone sooner or later.  Even the extremely cocky ones deserve a bit of time to change their attitude and do what's right.