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 I'm going around knocking on doors to get people to buy tickets to buy uniforms for my local youth baseball team. The more tickets I sell, the better chance I have to go see the great baseball team in the big city. When I knock on those doors, I tell them, when I get to the stadium in that far off city I'm going to yell and cheer for our professional baseball team the most and I'm going to get everyone from our side to yell for our team too! Believe me, I'll be the biggest and loudest voice in that stadium and I'll make a difference for you!