Oddbean new post about login | logout Me: “Have you had any diarrhea lately?” Elderly patient: “No, but I did have 3-4 very large bowel movements last night. Quite large.” Patient’s daughter: “Oh my gosh mom. Stop! You don’t have to go into such detail.” Elderly patient: 👀 Me: 👀 Elderly patient: “They were massive.” Me: “How big we talking? Did you name any of them?”