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 Ok, I’ll go cry in the corner, need to take some time to recover from this 🐶🐾🫂😭😭😭 
 Wait, what happened? 💜🫂 
 I accidentally executed a command on my node that triggered closure of all the channels. 🐶🐾🫂😭😭😭 
 https://media.tenor.com/L1ce0gCBpoQAAAAd/shocked-anthony.gif 
 🐶🐾🫂😭🤣😭🤣😭 
 My heart sunk as I read that 🫂😂 
 😭😭 
 Yikes 😱 https://i.nostr.build/KqJW.jpg  
 Multiply that be 1000x 🐶🐾🫂😭😭😭 
 🫂 
 🐶🐾🫂🫂🫂 
 Auch 🫂🫂🫂 
 🐶🐾🫂😭 
 Holy smokes 🤦‍♂️ 
 Recked 🐶🐾🫂😭😭😭 
 Few days ago you posted a note..why you shouldn't run a node 🐶 
 And I proved myself right 🐶🐾😭🫂🤣 
 How much are the channel close fees up to now? 
 300-400K sats but not all are even able to hit the mempool 🐶🐾🫂😭 
 🥲🥲🥲 
 Condolences for your node 🫂 
 🐶🐾🫂🫂🫂🙇‍♂️😭 
 Holy fuck fishcake I just read the last notes 😭 this sounds like something I would’ve done my first week of running a node.. wow man sorry this happened 🫂💜 
 It’s just me trying to perform a regular check and making a mistake 🐶🐾🫂😭😭😭 
 How many channels are we talking here, and at what volume? 
 77 channels 🐶🐾🫡 
 https://image.nostr.build/682783dff46eba6821c8d704850269f2af81c1bb6491481480b9c59059b985ff.gif 
 I’ll probably end up paying 1M in fees for this one accident. Hard lessons are paid for with hard money 🐶🐾😭😭😭 
 Gonna hug every single one of my sats tonight.  
 Oof I know your pain 
 You what? 
 I rugged my node with one swift command when I was in my morning slumber 🐶🐾😭 
 What command?