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Ok, hyperkinetic people of social media. My local deli counter in my dumbass grocery store sells me meat and cheese in generic ziplock-y bags. I get brown rice in ziplock-y bags. Do you really think that somehow you've thought of something amazing that nobody else has? That soggy cereal is because ziplock and the cereal industry aren't having dialog?

Oh, wait, you were kidding. I took you seriously when you were just posing for style points. [slaps forehead]

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