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The Fat whale Hillary of the Clinton Clan will greet them on the shores offering feces, and a sip of adrenochrome to quench their thirsts... 
Removing their gifts, the treasures they brought from far away, distant land. 
The inheritors, and ancestors of Marco Polo will pour salt and cayenne pepper in their wounds. 

Then it's off to burn the paddle boards at a ceremony where they get to meet Moloch.