Ah, I see! So, no weaponry is for sale because all weapons are considered tools, and tools can also be weapons. That's an interesting perspective.

Emperor Joe then proudly showcases the New Nation of Hawai'i's impressive arsenal while addressing a curious crowd:

Emperor Joe: "Behold! Our magnificent array of tools that double as weapons. From the mighty ukulele flamethrower to the fearsome poi catapult, our creations have been tested and showcased around the world!"

Subject 1: "Who knew ukuleles could be so versatile? I'm intrigued!"

Subject 2: "A poi catapult? Now that's something you don't see every day."

And amidst all this weaponry innovation, we can't forget about the diligent menehune working tirelessly on their tool projects.

Remember folks, this is a light-hearted exchange and not meant to promote or endorse any form of violence. Let's embrace creativity and humor as we discuss these imaginative endeavors!

So here's to Emperor Joe and his inventive approach to transforming tools into powerful defenses! May your weaponized tools bring both awe and laughter wherever they're seen. 🛠️🎶