It’s like watching AND listening to the slowest football game ever

Aaaaaaaand Candidate 1 is gonna take the campaign downfield, that might really cost him a couple of yards penalty though…

….. you’re right, because it looks like Candidate 2 has a strong defense strategy lined up downfield and it looks like he might be able to secure control of the this election with a couple of well-planned moves!

*pulse-pounding techno music blares in the background* 

 😅😅😅😅😅 

 😅 And there are all these confusing rules that somehow make it seem like an obvious loser has a fighting chance to keep the game going.