Well in that situation he will hold the keys, ain't it?

The joke is on self-custody, ironically he wins.
And he has other jobs too: "custodian for the underlying assets in Grayscale’s family of products, which include Bitcoin (BTC), Bitcoin Cash (BCH), Ethereum (ETH), Ethereum Classic (ETC), Litecoin (LTC), Stellar Lumens (XLM), XRP and Zcash (ZEC)."
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