Bye, Felicia!

Jeff Bezos is moving from Seattle to MAGA-state Miami. 

He and his fiancée Lauren Sánchez bought neighboring mansions for a combined $144 million in “Billionaire Bunker” neighborhood Biscayne Bay.

Matching Florida Man-and-Woman-sions. How fucking romantic. 

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/03/business/jeff-bezos-miami-move/index.html

#PacificNorthwest #Seattle #MAGA #Bezos #Amazon #USPol #USPolitics #TaxTheRich #BoycottAmazon #Miami #Washington #FloridaMan 

 No, no, no, not another bald weirdo from another state! Next, you are going to tell me Homer Simpson is moving here. #floridaman