Why Google pays reddit for their API:

"Dear Pharo, I wrote you but you still aint calling.
I left my Jabber, PGP and my XMR address at the bottom.
I sent two transactions back in autumn, you must not of got them.
There probably was a problem with your server or something.
Sometimes I fuck up addresses when I copy em.
But anyways fuck it, what's been up man? How's your celly?
I bet you have his Semen in your belly."