Saylor's greatest trick was convincing the world that he owns bitcoin.

https://nostpic.com/media/f728d9e6e7048358e70930f5ca64b097770d989ccd86854fe618eda9c8a38106/0cd5415ebe70e851ee557580d92b337bd7deab6a8c9a62d55d10278859cf3eda.webp


Meme theif. (I'd never do anything like that of course😜).


amen! I've been telling people this for a while: Microstrategy doesn't hold any bitcoin.


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I actually made one earlier today (I'm not a meme maker) but I actually made one, it got 4 likes. That meant more to me than my whole stack😬😂.


MSTR: custodian 📠

Saylor Stack: Coinbase too? 👀


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Hahahaha pathetic


Hahahahaha!!!!


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Oh my god that’s funny


True because I just learned that he doesn’t. Thanks to nostr:npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8


"Hello, Coinbase?"
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Figures the guy who didn’t understand Softwar doesn’t understand Saylor’s game.


That's foul 😭


Sounds like someone didn't buy $MSTR back in 2020 when others of us did 🤑


The funniest part is the idea of getting hold of an actual human on the phone at Coinbase


It would be funny if it wasn't so sad


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Hopefully he atleast custodies his personal stash


The benefit-to-cost ratio of attack (BCRA) is a net increase ‘by other means’ under Saylor’s rentier strategy.


how do you know he doesn't?


What a great point!