I hear you for sure. 
 Everyone respects XMR but XMR isn't optimized for hedge against inflation.
 We all love xmr. 
But some of the issues your mentions are being slowly solved. #bitaxe is helping ppl hash sha256 any where they want. 
Fungibility on bitcoin was never perfect and ori exploited that for huge profits in a way no one excepted but silent payments is a tiny improvement. 
At least we can both agree that Fiat is evil.  Right??